If I Were a Girl

Time for another 'Song remix' i guess, this is 'If i were a Girl' to the tune of 'If i were a Boy' by Beyonce. Starting to become a habit of mine, with another Beyonce one on the horrizon.

If i were a girl even just for a day
I'd stay in my bed in the morning
And touch me where i wanted
And go fondle breasts in the mirror

And clean after boys
I'd scrub it with who i wanted
And i'd remove all of the dirt for him
'Cause he likes it clean

If i were a girl
I think i would masturbate
How it feels to bleed monthly
i swear i'd clean the kitchen

I'll bring him a beer
'cause i know it will be cold
When you drop the beer you wanted
'cause you taking me for granted
And everything i got you've destroyed

If i were a girl
i would start the laundry
Iron the clothes everday
So they'd think i was cleaning alone

Get down on my knees
And take it deep as i go
'Cause i know that i can deep throat
Waiting for him to cum on me, to cum on me

If i were a girl
i think i would masturbate
How it feels to bleed monthly
i swear i'd clean the kitchen

I'd let him slip it in
'cause i know how it hurts
When you lose your willpower
'cause he's taking your virginty
And everything you had is bleeding

Its a little too late for my period
Say opps im pregnant
Think i would know the father
if you thought i would pill for you
you thought wrong

But youre just a girl
you like to have sex
And you like a have sex oh
how it feels to have a dick inside
deep inside you wish you pulled out

You dont listen to reason
You dont care if youre wrong
Until you lose the one cock you wanted
'cause you're nagging him for no reason
And everything you had got destroyed
But youre just a girl

Mr G