I Like Big Cocks

Time for another 'Song remix' i guess, this is 'I like big Cocks' to the tune of 'i like big butts' by Sir Mix-alot

*Intro*

OMG Tim, look at his cock! It's sooo big! He looks like one of those porn stars.
But you know, who understands those porn stars? They only sex with others because its cheaper than a prostitute, kay?
I mean, his cock, it's just so BIG! I can't believe it's just so round it's like hanging there i mean gross!
Look, he's just so.....black!

*cue music*

I like big Cocks and i can not lie
You other sisters cant deny
When a guy walks in with a long thing between his legs
You get wet! Wanna take off your Pants!
Deep in the jocks he's wearing
I'm hooked and i can't stop stroking
Oh, Porn Star, i wanna make you cum
And taste your seaman
My boyfriend tried to warn me
But that cock you got makes me so HORNY!
Ooh, Rub-o-fore skin
You say you wanna get in my pants?
Well, use me, use me
Cause you ain't the average pornstar
I've seen them flopping
To hell with foreplay
He's Erect, Hard
Got it going like a Jack Hammer
I'm tired of Muzzers
Sayin' their the best
Take the average woman, and ask her that
He's gotta pack much balls
So Ladies (yeah) Ladies (yeah!)
Has your boyfriend got the cock? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to Flop it (flop it!) Flop it! (flop it)
Flop that healthy Cock
Baby got Balls!

I like 'em round and big
And when im gagging a pin
I just cant help myself, i'm acting like a whore
Now where's my condom?
I wanna get you to bed
And ugh, double up, ugh ugh!
I ain't talking about Porno's
'Cause bad story lines are for Neighbours
I want em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mr G's in balls deep
Begging for a peice of scrotum
So im looking at rap videos
Gangsta-gunhole rappers rapping like bros!
You can have them Asians
I'll keep my fun like Black men
A word to the thick White Men, i wanna hump you
I wont spit or stop ya
But i gotta be straight when i say i wanna fuck
Till the break of the bed
Penis got it goin' on
A lot of nips wont like this sing
'Cause their penis like to stay short and flop
And i'd rather hard and long
'Cause im tall and blonde
And i'm down to get the friction on
So Fellas (Yeah) Fellas (Yeah)
If you wanna roll in my silk sheet (Yeah)
Then pants down, Flop it out
Every White girl got to shout
Baby got Balls!

So your boyfriend pulls out a 'conda, something to ponder
But 'conda ain't got a venom in the back of its pond-a
My vagina don't want none
Unless you got the testes hun
You can do penis pumps or viagra
But please dont lose them nuts
Some women wanna play with your hard one
And tell you that the cock aint gold
So they toss it off and leave it
And pull out quick to miss it
So Cosmo says your small
Well i aint down with that!
Cause you balls are small but your cock is swinging!
And im thinking about sticking
To the small cocks in prono's
You aint it, Asian men!
Give me a G-string, i cant resist it
Pink bits and hair didnt miss him
Some handjob tried to mess up
Cause her boy came to early
She had game and he hit it
And he pulls out to cum on it
So Fellas, if the Cock is round,
And you want a Triple X root,
Dial 1900-SLUTSRUS
And kick them nasty whores
Baby Got Balls!

Enjoy! Mr G