Stevie (Blind when Drunk) Wonder and Kat (Cat) S Part 3

Stevie (Blind when Drunk) Wonder and Kat (Cat) S



Two white rappers with no talent. This is their story.



Part 3: Sorry, Excitement Xylophones Under Arrest, Lady (SEXUAL)





Sorry, Excitement Xylophones Under Arrest, Lady (SEXUAL) was formed in early 2007 when Stevie (Blind when Drunk) Wonder met up with Kat (Cat) S in a rap contest. It was here that BWD and Cat had a immediate like for each others work. However, no one else did.


BWD and Cat started penning their first album together under their new act name SEXUAL. Their first single released was 'Microphone Microphone, its what we use to sing into'. The problem with this single was the fact they were rappers, and rappers don't sing. It didn't even chart in the market where BWD was best known for, Tibetan charts.


Even though they were struggling for money, and BWD selling his body for...well, unmentionable acts, and Cat going back to breeding cats, they realised their first album 'Organic Rabbit Goes Away. Simple, Machine (ORGASM). Due to the title being shorten to ORGASM it was a raging favourite in the sex charts, peaking at number 1 for the first week, selling an amazing 154,000 records. However, when people realised what it was, it set a new record for most album returns within a week...154,000.


SEXUAL ended 2007 with a range of awards including 'Worst New Rap Act' and 'Most likely to be caught having sex with animals'


2008 saw a change in direction for the duo. Instead of heading west to record albums and singles, they moved to the east, which upsetted absolutely no one. The decided to move once again to the quiet coastal town of Sydney, to get away from all the hustle and bustle of Melbourne.


It was Sydney where BWD met his new girlfriend Candy. Candy had a like for...Candy. She wasnt the brightest person and suggested they write a rap song named Candy. All about Candy. BWD did write a song about Candy as a side project to SEXUAL. However, when he sung about the chocolate, his girlfriend was not too impressed with this. Needless to say 2008 ended with the couple breaking up. Leasthe got some boob action.


So around comes 2009 what will SEXUAL have for the future? With their 2nd album in works at the moment, and no hope based on their past failings, one has to ask...Why do they keep trying??


Mr G