Stevie (Blind when Drunk) Wonder and Kat (Kat) S.

Stevie (Blind when Drunk) Wonder and Kat (Cat) S.

Two white rappers with no talent. This is their story.

Part 1: Stevie (Blind when Drunk) Wonder





Stevie (Blind when Drunk) Wonder was born in a little seaside town called St Kilda on August 17th 1987. From a young age, he started drinking, in fact getting drunk off rum balls at the ripe old age of . Here it was he impressed a family Christmas party, in 1991, with his own version of Ice Ice Baby. Since this wasn't hard to emulate, and due to the fact he was very drunk off Rum Balls, he focused his music life to rapping.


However, an early setback in 1993 was his name, and the legal action presented on him by the real Stevie Wonder. It was at this point he needed a Rapper name to sell his music by and so Blind When Drunk (BWD) was born.


His first album, released at 7, titled 'Rum Balls for Kids' was a sure fire flop, peaking at a woeful 278 in the New Zealand Charts and failing to chart anywhere else on the planet. However, it did chart at #3 on the Tibetan Charts, although it was the only album realised there in over 50 years, losing to The Complete Works of Mozart (Selling 3 records) and Tibetan Love Making Songs (Selling 2 records). In fact, the only sale was a mistake as it got mixed up with Mozart.

The next 5 years saw BWD go into exile (Attend Schooling) where he finally finished Primary School at the age of 11. Not an achievement as 98% of kids that age do pass Primary school first time around.


BWD continue to pursue Rapping even in high school. He entered the Talent Show in 2000 with a song simply entitled 'Masturbation'. Needless to say, demonstrating it on stage isn't considered a talent, and was promptly suspended for the next 2 weeks from school.


BWD continue his studies, doing music all the way through, and even graduating in 2005 with all his honours in Musical Studies, however failed to complete English as, in his words, 'Could not see any rhythm of beat'. It was Early 2006 that he realised a somewhat uncontroversial single 'Pants and Trousers' where he raps about Pants and Trousers. It, again, didn't chart at all. It was followed up by his 2nd album in the same year 'T-Shirts and Shorts are not for Winter' pretty much summing up what any sane person would not wear in Winter, especially how cold it gets in St Kilda.


It was early 2007 that BWD met up with now his associate act, Kat (Cat) S to form the all White Rap Group: Sorry, Excitement Xylophones Under Arrest Lady (SEXUAL)

Part 2 will continue with Kat (Cat) S story following up with the Duo