Stevie (Blind when Drunk) and Kat (Cat) S. Part 2

Stevie (Blind when Drunk) and Kat (Cat) S.



Two white rappers with no talent. This is their story.



Part 2: Kat (Cat) S.





Kat (Cat) S. was born in a little country town called Toorak on Jan 15th 1986. From an early age, Kat had an fascination with cats. She started playing with them as soon as could walk and have been caring for them ever since. At the ripe old age of 7 she was granted a title 'Crazy Cat Pre-teen illegal to have sex with Girl'.


With the cats all ways meowing in the back ground, Kat decided to pursue rapping, at the age of 10 realising a very very very oh so very unsuccessful song 'Meow' where she just recorded her cats meowing. 'It was like slaughtering a goat' according to Rolling Stones Magazine. With this setback, Kat managed to finish Primary School like her now co-rapper at the age of 11 in 1997.

During High School, Kat also entered the High School Talent show like Stevie, however at completely different schools. He re-mix of the early very unsuccessful 'like slaughtering a goat' single 'Meow' proved equally unpopular, getting booed and hiss off the staged. Did this not deter Kat and decided to take a new approach: Put words in her songs.


In 2002 Kat released a new single, titled 'Water'. With the noise of oceans and seas in the background, it sounded more of a song for amateur night at the local Poetry club rather than a rap song where the only lyrics was 'H to da 2 to da O.o.ooooo' It peaked at a low low looooooooww 514 on the Japanese charts. The best result for Kat ever.


Later in the year, Kat released her album 'Fire Extinguishers are for putting out Fires' which was a sure fire flop. Maybe they needed a Fire Extinguisher to put out her career. This did no deter Kat, as she spent the next 2 years locked away in a Monk Monastery learning the ways of the Nun. The results were inclusive.


Early 2005 saw Kat back in the studio to record her, still unfinished project, 'Nuns and Monks: The forbidden Love', rumoured to be unfinished because no studio would waste resources on it, even if paid $1million and no record company would sign her up, even if paid $10million as both feel they would end up losing more money due to a poor reputation with the public as a result of signing Kat up.


It was early 2007 that Kat met up with Stevie (Blind when Drunk) Wonder to form the all white group: Sorry, Excitement Xylophones Under Arrest, Lady! (SEXUAL!).


Part 3 will continue with the SEXUAL! story.


Mr G