Like Tahotally Amazing...Not.

When i started this blog, it was all because some idiot decided to dress up in an iPod costume (guthrdav45.blogspot.com/2009/03/icostume.html) and realised that blogger was for idiots. So i kept his blog bookmarked just to see if there were any other costumes...sadly, none. However, he did post this blog (found here) which i just have to share. Its his 'Like Tahotally Amazing' Blog on Lake Tahoe which he lists in point form and I'm going to point out how ridiculously stupid they are.

• Cycling along the marina, down to the beach.

Ok...I'm sorry, I've never ridden by bike along a beach before or from one place to a beach. I mean, there is sand and water. Unless this water is the fountain of youth, its still just water with sand, which i believe is around 95% of all beaches have?? And riding a bike...Wow..not impressive.

• Staring into a clear night's sky, stars like lights on a ceiling.

QUICKLY LOOK AT THE LIGHT ON THE CEILING! Blinded? You should be cause that's what lights on a ceiling does to you! I've never looked up at a ceiling and gone 'Wow, this reminds me of a clear night full of stars' cause i all ways get BLINDED. You idiot.

• Floating on a peddle boat, dangling your feet in the crystal clear water

People, the last time i was on a peddle boat you had to PEDDLE it. These boats are not floating boats, otherwise they would be called floating boats. Your feet are not there for dangling...they could be cut off if an actual peddle boat comes past. Hey, i know what I'll be doing on a peddle boat when I'm on it next...peddling.

• Skimming stones on the lake as dusk settles

Why does it have to be when dusk settles? Why cant it be when the sun rises? Does it have to be skimming stones? Can i skim a dead body? All valid questions. However, it still remains why we need to do it at dusk. Other, more entertaining activities also include Jelly Wrestling, Sexual intercourse and Grand Theft Auto on the Laptop you brought.

• Having a Milkshake, walking along a boardwalk, while families frolic on the beach
• Sharing a Beer with friends, under July 4th Fireworks

I'm sorry, which one is it? Milkshake or Beer? You cant have it both ways however i just thought of a brilliant new milkshake flavour. I dunno if beer is the right thing for families on the beach....especially since they will be there during the day which isn't a good time to go drinking. And what about the kids! i can see a 3 year old knocking back a beer now. Make up your mind, is it beer or milkshake families?

I hope this guy really stays as much of an idiot as he is cause i could use his material more often. Feedback appreciated.

Mr G