Marriage for a Man

Today i thought i would write about the 'Pro's and Con's' of marriage for a man.

Lets start with the Cons

Having to wake up to the same person every single bloodly day.

I think the title says it all. Why would you want to roll over and see that same face? what if they arent to 'standard' after 5 years? Just not good enough. Woman have to maintain a standard and have to look good when they are 60 years old.

Joint bank accounts.

Why should she share in your wealth? You been out there earning the hard money, and SHE gets to spend it on new shoes and dresses? Not fair. And how does shoes improve the quality of living? You only need 3 pairs: Work shoes, Sports Shoes and Suit shoes. Thongs are not shoes.

Having to spend 'alone time' with the missus.

Its called ALONE time meaning to be ALONE. Not snuggling with your significant other. Not going on sunday drives to the country side to see a nice quint little town. No. Alone times means spending time on your own, most likely masturbating to porn or watching that sport show you love some much.

Less Sex

Lets face it. Youre going to get less sex. She just not in the mood cause she wants to spend 'Quality Time' with you. There is no such thing as quality time. The real reason why we married you is cause youre the best sex ever. We lock you up expecting to get it all the time. How dumb men can be sometimes.

Try to divorce, it costs money

Stupid really. If you get sick of someone, you should be able to leave with what YOU earnt. Not giving half of it away. Marriage is costly. The wedding cost money, the divorce costs more. And worst of all, they will put a hex out on you with all their female friends, so there goes sleeping with her sister.

And now for the pros...

Nothing. There is no positive for a man. You get sucked in, balls beating up, lose half your money and total freedom and what you get in return? A kid? Wow!! Maybe 2 or 5...which doesnt really matter cause you spend MORE money on them, and unless they are a Tiger Woods or Roger Federer you wont see any of it again.

Mr G