Saturday, 27 June 2009

Bad Bloggers

Wow. I was browsing blogs to make fun of and i can across this delightful person and i just felt the need to post something.

Lets get some feedback first on this person who has such a delightfully painful and stupid blog.

Her name is Cami. She is 20 years old.

Good start Cami.

She works as a hair stylist. Its the 'FUNNEST' job in the world.

Well, Cami. I'm sorry to say funnest is not a word. Hair stlyist?? I'm sorry i think being Hugh Hefner would be the 'Funnest' job in the world. That's from a male prespective. But keep up with a job that suits your IQ of about 90. While we are at it, the closest word to 'Funnest' is actually 'Funest' which is an adjective meaning boding or causing evil or death; fatal; disastrous. Im taking your job is one that causes evil or death. I suggest you don't quit your job cause its highly unlikely you would get a job anywhere else.

Cami has an amazing boyfriend she has so much fun with!

REALLY?! Fuck me...you have fun with your boyfriend and he is amazing??? I think the two go hand in hand. Now Cami next line wasn't the brightest moment in her 'introduction' but it made me laugh.

i have the cutest neice and nephew! and soon to be another nephew and another baby in september!

Cami...you are female. You can not be a nephew unless you under go some surgery. Also to add you are 'soon to be ANOTHER nephew'. You can not be more than one nephew if you were a nephew in the first place. Also you list all these neices and nephews than at the end it's 'another baby' i feel sorry for this baby! You don't take the time to list any relation to you.

Well, Cami finishes up by saying thats just a little insight into my life and the things i love most. Ok. Cool. You love your boyfriend. You seem to enjoy a job that brings evil to people, in your words. What about your siblings? Do you have siblings? You don't love your parents? How do they feel about being left out? What about your friends? You're from Utah, the home of Mormans...family should be the first thing in your list. Im am outraged that you forgot your parents.

I was reading her latest blog about Lake Powell (Notice the capitals at the start?) and where do i begin to pick this apart? (For my readers the post is here: http://camibrems.blogspot.com/2009/06/lake-powell-2009.html) Pretty basic, had a good time, ate junk food, bad whether etc. But she gets to stay on the Arizona side of the lake next week which will be very different. ITS A FUCKEN LAKE. ITS THE SAME ON BOTH SIDES. The only difference is she is in a different state! Just like our Murry river...ITS NO FUCKING DIFFERENT than staying on either side.

Well, Australia, i made my anger clear, and pulled apart her blog. Cami, welcome to the list of blogs i will be watching from now on. The best thing about you being mentally challenged is you got 5 Blogs i can look at and pull apart.

Mr G

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