Ways to Pick up the ladies

Been a while since i've blogged so i thought of sharing some sure fire ways to pick up those ladies. Yes lads, feeling a bit lonely? Cronic masturbater?? Well, head out to the town and try some of these classy ways to impress those ladies.

- We Should Have sex.

What woman cant refuse sex? Really, lets be up front about it. JUST GET IT OUT THERE. For extra success: Have your penis out when you ask her...just to show her you are ready!

- Im better looking than your boyfriend.

Hmmm this is a good one. You see, why would you settle for 2nd best when you can have the best? I know if i was a woman i would want to upgrade. Just say its like a new pair of shoes to replace the old ones. Women understand shoes.

- Nice tits.

Well, better way to compliment a woman? This nice little 'two worder' will have her creaming in her pants.

- I have a sports car.

How many times have you seen older men with young hot attractive women cause they have a sports car? Now for this to succedd, you done need a sports car. Just get some cardboard cut outs, and attach it to your car. If you do it right, it will look like a ferrari in no time!

- I would like to touch you in the fun box.

Who wouldnt like to be touched in the fun box? Its a FUN box. It has to be fun. If they refuse this request, clearly the ladies dont want to have fun. FUN BOX is FUN for a reason.

- Wanna see my penis?

Nothing says i love you more than 'wanna see my penis?' Its a confidence pick up line this one. Everyone knows a penis is ugly to look at and your commitment to show it to a girl you just met means you have courage and are proud of it. A lady will be impressed by this courage. She will surely say yes. What could possibly go wrong???

- We should have Anal Sex.

Right. Nothing says i want you more than preparing to shove your cock up her poop hole. She will again be impressed by your willingness to go that extra mile for her. And women LOVE Anal. You know, who wouldnt love something hard and big shoved up their ass???

I put the challenge out there to try these pick up lines. After you say just 2 of these, you will be back at her place banging her brains out. Do you think you have better pick up lines than this? Let me know and i will tell you if they are epic awesomness to get you in with the ladies or a sure fire flop like an old man without viagra.

Mr G