Monday, 9 March 2009

Why Letter Openers are Pointless

I was watching tv today and i notice that people use letter openers to open a letter. I can see it working for packages that are wrapped up in string, but a normal envelope?? Ok, so where do i start?

An envelope is made out of PAPER. If you are too retarded or not strong enough to rip a peice of paper open, than you dont deserve a letter.

A letter opener is just another knife. I use a knife for butter, if i wanted to open mail, why not just use a butter knife? Its not that hard! Plus i could save about $10 on buying a pointless device that i can easily accomplished with these two little things God gave me...HANDS.

What if the person doesnt have hands? You might ask...Well, you cant exactly hold a letter opener without hands now can you?

Letter openers are pointless....

1 comment:

  1. Well this is a fair point. I got one once as a random Christmas present... I've no idea why either... and yes it was fairly useless and just at there amongst my pens until I decided it was garbage and threw it out?

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