Sunday, 8 March 2009

What guys expect after each date

Ok this is slowly starting to turn into a sexist blog, but hey with all this feminism around and women TRYING so hard to find the right guy, this might help them actually get a guy.

Here is the thing, Date by Date, what guys want...plus some extra tips for girls to know.

Date 1: A Kiss. Thats if it goes well. If he wants to kiss you, it means he likes you. Well, at least wants to have sex with you.

Date 2: A Grope. Guys love tits, some guys like ass. Either way, guys want to feel and touch the ass or some nice boobs.

Date 3: Hand Job or at least some boobs. By this time, the guy has invested some hard earn money into this 'relationship'. Its time for those ladies to start repaying the man for his effort.

Date 4: Blowjob. If the lady doesnt like giving head, than she better start putting out. A guy will go out with a girl who doesnt give head on one condition: Sex.

Date 5: Time to get Naked. If by this stage the man hasnt seen the lady naked, he will be wondering why he hasnt gone to a prostitute yet. This stage, women can get away by not having sex (im on my period) but that only works for a week.

Date 6-8. SEX TIME. Guys that dont get sex on the 6th date will give it one or two more goes to see if they can get it. Ladies, if you havent put out by this time, its over. The man will merly move on. Get those legs open, and let him slide inside you ladies.

Women, what do you expect? Men are not that hard to please (as seen in the 10 Ways to please a man). Also, if a guy pays for something, it doesnt mean he really likes you. It means he wants more action sooner. No guy is stupid enough to spend money on a lady unless sex is involved. Thats why prostiutes stay in business cause if they wanted to blow money on sex, thats where they go. Same principles in dating.

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