Top 10 ways to please a Man

Ok, i did the 10 ways for picking up women, what about the Men??

10. Give him Anal. As homosexual as it sounds, he deep down loves the though of doing it up the bum

9. Handjob in public. Its easy, and hardly noticable.

8. Clean the house. Its generically breed into women...shouldnt be a biggie.

7. Get him a fucken beer when he walks in the door. To be better prepared, you should know when he comes home so its waiting for him on the door step.

6. The remote stays in his hands. Dont try to remove it.

5. Shut the fuck up when he says 'Shut the fuck up'

4. Have Sex with him. We love a good slut.

3. Offer to have sex WITH a best friend of yours (thats hot and female).

2. Cook him a steak. Cook it to his liking. Dont know how to cook? THAN LEARN!

1. Suck his cock. He will be happy forever.

Mr G.