Top 10 Ways to pick up Women

Top 10 Ways to pick up Women - These really work!!!

10. Dont chat to women. Women love being ignored. Women dont want attention. They really really dont.

9. Bring your girlfriend along, introduce her to the woman youre trying to pick up. Most chicks love a man who 'shares' his love around.

8. Be a prick. Women love not being treated right.

7. Spill drinks on their dresses than ask them to remove their clothes. A sure fire way to get them naked as quickly as possible.

6. Get as drunk as you can and try to hit on girls. Nothing turns a lady on more than slurred speech and a man not able to stand still in line while slightly slowly falling forward into the guy in front of them.

5. Grab their asses. They dont punch hard.

4. Steal from them, and let them chase you down the street while breaking down in tears. Than return the stolen item back to them a week later saying 'you found it on the footpath' They will loveee that and be in your arms in no time!

3. Act Gay. Hitting on other men is a sure fire way for women to come up to you and start grinding thier body up against yours.

2. Talk all things nerdy. Explain the difference between Star Trek, Star Wars and Battlestar Galactica. If that doesnt work, talk about Pokemon and Dragonball Z. Show them how immature you are. Women love kids.

1. Start doing homosexual stripper moves on your best male friend. What woman cant resist one guy sucking another guys cock???