Public Notices

Well, i was wondering what could i post today? Its been a while and i need something to get going...I know, lets read the public notices and comment on them.

I shit you not, these are all real.


First up are some sex chat lines.

'Action in 2mins'

You're telling me that for a lazy 1.95pm (thats 3.90 all up) i can get action? On the phone?! Isnt that what they are suppose to do? give action? Now all i want to know is do i have to wait the 2 minutes or does it happen within the 2 minutes...hmmm

'Grannies Plus more'

PLUS MORE?! WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLE WANT?! ITS GRANNIES!!!!

'Phone Satisfaction'

Yes, pay 1.95 for a phone..that will satisfy you......

'Trannies Live'

There are pre-recorded sex messages?? You mean that they arent all ways live??

'You've been a naughty boy'

No, no i havent.

Yes, these and more are all in the Herald Sun every day. I could go on, and i probably will. Stay tuned.

Mr G